Last night’s flying lesson was canceled again thanks to a quiet and steady Columbus rainfall that quickly turned to snow. I’ve rescheduled for next Thursday and refuse to look at weather.com to see what the sky has in store for me that day. Instead, I’ll hope for low cloud cover. Starry skies because we’re still planning a nighttime run.
This means I still don’t have a story to tell for 36×37 assignment #28. Maybe I’ll just skip ahead to the assignment I actually did pull off this week.
I learned to play a little game called Chess.
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In this case, “play” has a loose definition. Really, I just expect to meander around the board for a bit until all my pieces fall prey to the unmerciful.
It’s Sunday, and GB is setting up the board. Until now, the only things I’ve known about Chess have come from the lyrics of that excellent Yes classic, I’ve Seen All Good People (Your Move):
Take a straight and stronger course to the corner of your life
Make the white queen run so fast she hasn’t got time to make you a wii-ii-ii-ii-iiife
‘Cause it’s time it’s time in time with your time and it’s news is captured
For the queen to use
Move me on to any black square, use me anytime you want
Just remember that the goal is for us all to capture all we want, (move me on) yeah, (to any black square)
Don’t surround yourself with yourself, move on back two squares
Send an instant karma to me, initial it with loving care….
Between those words and my peculiar, lifelong obsession with Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking Glass, I mistakenly assume I know enough, anyway, to at least hold my own.
I remind resident Chess expert GB to keep his unfair advantage in check. As a child, he was invited into his school’s gifted and talented program, where he played untold hours of the game because nobody knew what else to do with him.
Now we sit across from each other, our shoulders squared, elbows on the table. He lines his white pieces in two rows and tells me to follow suit.
“First, place your king and queen. Bishops go on either side, then your knights, then your rooks. All your pawns line up in front, like this.”
I align my black pieces to mirror his. Already, I like this game.
“Ok, here are the rules…” he says.
- Protect your king at all cost. If the king is captured, the game is over. He can move one vacant square in any direction. [An aside: He can also make a special move known as castling no more than once each game. I don’t know what castling is yet, but trust me, I’m going to find out when I’ve finished writing this post. Methinks GB has been holding out on me.]
- Your queen is the most powerful piece on the board. [As well she should be.] She can move as many vacant spaces as she wants, and in any direction.
- Your bishops are similar to the queen in that they can move as many vacant spaces as they want, but only on the diagonal.
- Your knights can move only in an “L” shape: two squares, then one perpendicular square. They’re the only pieces that can jump over others without being blocked.
- Your rooks can move as many unoccupied vertical or horizontal spaces as they want.
- You have eight pawns. They’re the only pieces that can never retreat. They can move forward up to two vacant squares on their first move, and only one vacant square on all subsequent moves. They can capture only those enemy pieces that sit in either of the two squares diagonally in front of them.
Wow—really? I had no idea. This is serious business. Or at the very least, it certainly ain’t Checkers, is it.
GB gazes at me steadily. He looks like he’s daring me, so we begin to play.
Instantly I feel like the atmosphere is all wrong—like we should be listening to Vivaldi and swirling brandy in our cups while we sit in smoking jackets, filling our pipes and talking about metaphysics. Instead, the kitchen is chaos. O wriggles onto my lap and H launches into some diatribe about Batman and Robin.
We play for a while but take a break to put the kids through their bath time routine. When we resume the game, it takes just twenty-five minutes to finish it. I’ve captured five of the enemy but GB has lifted my king.
“Bastard!” I say.
He smirks. “This is how you learn.”
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I love Chess. I find myself dreaming up moves. In my spare time, I teach H about the game because he’s interested in learning it. He’s a quick study, too. It’s almost eerie how fast a six-year-old can pick up complicated strategy. We sit, again square-shouldered, with looks of rapt concentration. This time, there is Vivaldi.
“My rook could capture your pawn,” he says. “But then your knight would take my rook. And then my queen wouldn’t have protection. I can’t let you take my best piece.”
I feel like I’m equally matched. I figured I’d make quick work of a six-year-old, but I guess a beginner is a beginner, no matter how old you are.
Still, I’m impressed by the way his mind works. I don’t know why I’m surprised. This boy is exactly like his father: A steady gaze and unflagging concentration, laced with a nimble ability to strategize.
I wonder…maybe I should ask him about castling.
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Good for you! Then Husband loved chess. So I learned and we played. I was usually totally concentrating on on specific part of the board as he sailed happily into checkmate. When we split, he kept the solid wood inlaid chess table (thich I had made). Thanks goodness.
He took the table you made, Renee? Unacceptable!
We didn’t have a chess set before Sunday, so I made a quick run to our local toy store. I found one sitting behind the glass counter. The board itself was $150 and the pieces an additional $75. I opted for the $9.99 double-sided Chess/Checkers/Backgammon board.
If you ever decide to make a Chess table again, you could probably earn a few dollars with it!
Great post, Maura. I played about 3 times in my mid-twenties, loved it, and haven’t played since. Maybe it’s time to really learn now that so much time has passed. If I knew about castling I’d pass that along–but alas!
Hugs from Haiti,
Kathy
In the past week, I’ve learned that Chess is the perfect companion for a gray, snowy evening. I doubt you have many of those in Haiti, but perhaps it will work during your next rainstorm…
Keep practicing Bobby Fischer!
I just noticed that the picture you lifted from telus.net actually has the white king and queen on the wrong squares. As you will have learned from GB’s tutelage, the Queen always starts on her color of square. A white queen would never start the game on a dark square!
You’ll need to learn what castling is pretty quickly since that’s usually a major part of most successful chess openings.
Good luck!
TWG
LOL–leave it to you to notice the queen on the wrong square. Kudos, Doctor. I hope all’s well!
I tried to learn when I was younger but got easily frustrated and then didn’t want to play anymore. And unfortunately I never wanted to since.
Random story (I used to work at the Ava Gardner Museum so I have all of this useless Ava Gardner information): When Ava Gardner married Artie Shaw, he really considered her this uneducated hillbilly and tried to “better” her by giving her a book list, sending her to a psycho analyst and teaching her to play chess. He would beat her mercilessly at chess and belittle her intelligence. She took it upon herself to study with a chess master so that she would be able to hold her own against Artie. The next time they played, she beat him, and he divorced her.
I love the Ava Gardner story, Jessica. I mentioned it to my husband as he made yet another brutal move across the Chess board…
You should try again to learn, though. It really is a fun game. You just have to find a teacher who will guide you through your first few games rather than trounce you over and over again.
Great post, Maura! You deserve a medal for playing against a master like your husband.
Heh. I actually had to tell him to take it easy on me. All of our games have been pretty humiliating…
This made me laugh! My husband has tried teaching me Chess, and I feel like my brain is about to explode. But the other part of me, the piece of my brain that wouldn’t burst from information overload, really wants to learn and beat him. Maybe, on this cold night, we’ll pull out the board and give it another try.
Thanks for the great post as always!
You definitely should! Like I mentioned to Kathy in the comments above, it really is a good way to pass a yucky winter evening.
Kudos to you for learning to play chess and teaching the game to your 6-year-old. The most complicated game we play in our house is Super Mario Galaxy.
Now see, I would fail miserably at Super Mario Galaxy. Man. I can’t even think about it.
I will see your Yes lyrics and raise you The Narrative lyrics:
Castling
My queen moves every single way..
Well I swear I don’t believe in love… this is as close as I can come.
That’s the way she leaves me; it feels like she’s always fighting just to reach me.
The shades and squares remain; soon they will run even, and when they’re all the same, we’ll find each other easily.
My queen moves every single way..
I swear I don’t believe in love.. this is as close as I can come.
There’s nothing left that I won’t say, ’cause my queen moves every single way.
I’m sure this isn’t what GB meant, though.
Have a great weekend!
The Narrative!!! I love it! The fact that it’s called Castling is a riot! Thanks for the lyrics, Jacquelin!
Fantastic idea! My husband loves chess too. I bet it would be a true show of my love and affection if I asked him to teach me.
Oh my goodness, you guys are too cute! Love it that H is a strategist like his father. Awesome stuff here.
Aw. You know, I think you’d catch on quite fast. How fun would it be to surprise your hubs by totally annihilating him, Chess style? Fun times.
Wow! Good for you! I have no idea how to play chess (well, I guess I do now). It scares me.
(whispering) It scares me too. But so help me, I’m going to play and play and play this game until I beat that guy.
my son just “knew” how to play chess–by the third grade he was giving his dad and grandfather’s a run for their money.
Me? I have never played it…and run from most conflicts anyway, so this seems like a game I might not like.
have you been to http://www.wunderground.com ?
that’s my favorite weather site.
blessings-and better luck next week with the flying!
jane
I guess strategic thinking is a trait you’re either born with or without. I don’t think I have it. I’m impressed by your son’s skills. He must have what it takes.
Chess? Why I never would have guessed that would make it on your list!
I played my 7 year old nephew recently and he was quite good. Between his moves he would seriously intone, “I don’t think you want to do that Auntie, you should think about that move.”
It gave me pause and I questioned my every move.
After a while I realized his wisecracking dad taught him to say that to throw the opponent off his game.
He was a good player.
Chess is highly over rated IMHO.
Now poker!
Call me!
LOL. That’s funny. I’ll have to teach that tactic to my little guy.
So you’re a poker player? Kudos to you on that. I can win at poker, but I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.
Chess isn’t my favourite game…I think I was about H’s age when my dad taught me how to play…I do a lot better with games that don’t require too much thinking ahead! Scrabble is more my speed…
Hope your flying lesson is a “go” the next time!
Wendy
Scrabble is great. I bet you’re one heck of a player, Wendy.
Good thing chess can’t be rained off….I think this one will stay with you for the rest of your life, perhaps?
Lovely post, compelling from first till last, Maura.
Hope the sky clears up soon
Thanks very much, Kate. I can see Chess becoming a real hobby.
Lol, practice against your computer, it usually has a chess titans game in games.
Castling is a move you can make if your castle (rook) and king are next to each other without being obstructed. they basically swap places with each other.
Clever move, but rarely necessary or worthwhile
You know, I’ve been thinking about giving computerized Chess a try, just so I can practice and be ready for my next opponent.
Thanks for the explanation of Castling. When I looked it up online, I was surprised by the number of conditions that must be met before you can try the move. I’m impressed you play, Richard, though I can’t say I’m surprised!
Well done, Maura. My eyes glaze over at the thought of learning to play chess, as they do when my brother tells me about his work in IT! Or the mere thought of sudoku
Not to say I’m not envious of those who can play chess!
Sounds like you’re starting a family tradition.
Sunshine xx
My husband and kids like to play, so I finally had them teach me last year. I don’t have the 7-steps-ahead mentality to play it well, but I do like it. It’s definitely a game of strategy or “strategerie” as they say on SNL
I leave the chess to my son and his Grandpa. I love watching the two generations play. I did however, recently learn to play shuffleboard — the right way — at the world’s largest shuffleboard club in St. Pete, FL! http://gobigorgohomeblog.com/1025
Fun post!
Hubby and Dad are both ex-chess players, but I never had the patience to learn. This post gave me an idea…I should pull out the old Chess set and get Dad playing again…and maybe soon he can teach Ishaan
Hugs, H.
I’ve always wanted to learn how to play chess! And you are so right, it seems like you should play chess while drinking brandy or scotch on the rocks or neat. Lol! I should have added “You play chess” to my list of things that make you an adult!
What a great item to add to your list! I’m loving it…and sad to see us nearing the end.