We have a running joke in our house about rappers who disappear from the scene, then appear on some glitzy awards show a few months later with an “I’m Back!” tribute to themselves.
It drives GB crazy.
“Back from what?” he asks the TV. “Where did he go? Did he go somewhere?” We both scoff happily because please, how ridiculous.
So. [Clears throat.] How’s it going.
Raise your hands in the AAAAAAAIR. Because I’m BACK!…from 36×37 assignment #24. [Cue backup dancers.]
(I’m also back from assignments #25 and 26, which I’m hoping to write about later this week.)
While I’m putting those thoughts to screen, I hope you’ll enjoy the guest-post I wrote last week for my wonderful and esteemed writer-friend Amanda (of Amanda’s Wrinkled Pages). Special thanks to Amanda for publishing it, and for introducing me to her loyal readers, all of whom I look forward to visiting in the blogosphere as soon as I catch up from being away.
(If you haven’t had the chance to stop by Amanda’s blog, please do. Not only is she a fantastic and inspiring writer, she’s also a cool chick with a quick sense of humor and a salt-of-the-earth personality. She’s an excellent read, and I do hope you’ll visit her often.)
(Also, my warmest thanks to last week’s guest bloggers. Sunshine, Todd, Wendy, Jane, I’m truly grateful you were willing to share your words on these pages last week. You were exemplary house guests, and I’m glad you ate the ice cream, although I’m not surprised you left the Riesling poached pear sorbet. I’m with you…it sounds better than it tastes.)
Anyway, without further ado, here’s the piece I wrote about finding inspiration in unexpected places…
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The Cub and the Ad Girl ~ by 36×37
I remember meeting Jennifer. I liked her right away. When I walked into these sprawling corporate offices for the first time, there she was, tapping her pen against her notebook. She was short like me, with curly hair, a friendly, bespectacled face and an opening for a position I really wanted.
We shook hands and chatted about the summer heat as she hustled toward a table. We talked about the job, of course, but mostly we talked about writing. Tone. Style. Voice. Pace. Active voice vs. passive voice. In her notebook, she sketched an organizational diagram and told me how writing played a part in this corporate culture.
My ears hummed happily. I sat up straighter and tried to look professional.
“We follow the AP Stylebook,” she said brightly. “I know you know what that is!”
I had no idea what she was talking about, although I suspected it had something to do with the Scripps School of Journalism. We were both Ohio University J-school brats: she’d spent her years there as a journalism major; I’d spent mine in its advertising program. Until now, I didn’t really need to know AP Style, but given the look on her face, I could see it would be best not to disclose that.
So I think I nodded a little.
She grinned. “Good. We live and die by the AP Stylebook here. It’s the corporate communicator’s bible.” She said my second interview would be a series of writing tests, so I bought the Stylebook that day and studied it feverishly.
I received the job offer over the phone while I was on vacation, eating sugar cereal at a beach house on Hilton Head Island. After shrieking my acceptance, I hung up, walked onto the balcony overlooking the sea, and dialed my then-boss. “I resign, Bill,” I said. Then I laughed and wished him luck.
It was a proud moment. I quit a horrible job for a great one, and I did it while gazing, suntanned, at the dunes and rolling tide. Everyone should have that experience at least once.
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Jennifer cut her teeth as a cub reporter at a suburban news publication here in Columbus. When I say she was gifted, that’s what I truly mean. One local community loved her so much that it hosted a celebration in her honor. (I’m not kidding. They called it “Jennifer W______ Day.”) She’s the only person I know who actually has the key to a city. When she left the newspaper for a corporate gig, she brought her reporting sensibilities with her.
Everything I learned about corporate writing, I learned from Jennifer. And trust me, she had her work cut out for her. When I started the job, my writing was a mess, both on the job and off. It—or maybe more accurately, I—was trite and undisciplined. I hated everything I penned outside of the office, to the point where I’d stopped writing altogether.
So Jennifer set to work. She established a rigorous “EYES2” program, which involved reviewing every single last thing I wrote under her tutelage. My pages came back bleeding under the merciless scrape of her flowing red pen. My skin was thin. Those critiques ripped me open.
Over time, though, my pages stopped hemorrhaging. The bleeding slowed to a gush, then to a trickle. Occasionally, Jennifer would stop by my desk, hand me a client letter I’d drafted, and say, “Fabu!” Then she’d nod and walk away to grab some tea.
If the page was completely ink-free, that was the best compliment I could ask for.
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That was eight years ago. After three years, we both left the department for jobs with more reasonable hours. We still work for the same global bank, but I manage a small team of editors now, and she oversees a large team of writers. We had the chance to work together again last year. Now that she has moved on again, I miss her even more, because this time, we parted as friends without hierarchical boundaries.
In April, I started a blog because I wanted to write for myself again. After 10 years of packing away my creative side, I donned the clothes of a creative writer, just to see what would happen.
It was strange. My old voice was gone, murdered in its sleep.
The new voice was patchy and unsure of itself, but still it was there. I pulled it over my head, snuggled into it and liked how it felt. And so I wear it a little more each day.
Writing feels better these days. It feels familiar, like stepping onto a sunlit balcony and watching the tides while you say to someone nameless, “I quit, and now I’m free of you,” then hang up the phone to write some more.
It’s a proud moment. Every writer should have that experience at least once.
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There was pear sorbet???!!! How did I miss that?
Welcome back, Maura! Looking forward to hearing about your adventures…
Wendy
Thanks again, so much, Wendy! I can see the folks around here took to you quite nicely. I’ll be sure to swing by Hammond River later today to catch up on what you’ve been doing.
I visited last week for the guest posts from bloggers I follow. Love this piece–truly. I’m a new subscriber who blogs from Haiti.
Best Wishes from Port-au-Prince,
Kathy
Thanks very much, Kathryn, and thanks for stopping by! I just checked out your very funny piece today. So pleased to make your acquaintance!
Welcome back. Your guest bloggers were wonderful, as was your piece on The Cub and the Ad Girl.
Thanks so much, Renee! They really were great, weren’t they.
Great to see you here, too. I’m looking forward to catching up with everyone today, so I’ll be swinging by Life in the Boomer Lane again for sure!
Welcome back, Maura – I missed you! Looking forward to reading about your assignments, and I absolutely LOVE this post. You are one fabulous writer.
Sunshine xx
Oh, yay, Sunshine, I’m so happy to see you here! (You should have your own “I’M BACK” tribute!) Truly looking forward to visiting your site to catch up. I know you have lots of news!
And thank you. This post was easy to write. My gratitude runneth over.
I loved the Cub and the Ad Girl. I was fun learning of Maura, The Early Years… I don’t know if I am so brave as to share some of my early years teaching and parenting. Can’t wait to hear about your assignments.
Blessings,
Jeanne
Thanks, Jeanne. I, for one, would love to hear about your early years of teaching and parenting. I’ll swing by later today to find out what you’ve been up to.
I enjoyed this story when I read it on AWP. You’re so talented!
Aw. Thanks so much. I don’t know about talented…I just like to put stories together.
Plus, it’s nice to have an excuse to meet new folks.
Welcome back, and thanks for letting us house sit! I hope you don’t mind, but I ate that bag of Oreos you were hiding from the kids. Just stood over the sink and finished the whole bag.
Dude, those cookies were from last October! I’m sorry, Todd Pack…I should have told you that the brand new football-shaped Oreos are on the top shelf of the pantry.
I noticed the M&Ms are still safe, though. You didn’t think to look in the piano bench, did you. That’s right. No one EVER does.
It’s interesting how we find our voices. I’m so pleased that you found yours!
Thanks very much, Carol! And likewise, of course!
Such a great post — thanks again for sharing it at my place.
And, thank you also for your sweet words, my fellow cool chick.
Welcome back!
I loved Rebecca’s post today, Amanda. Your weekly feature was a very nice idea. Well done.
Maura,
Thank you for such a lovely thank-you. I’m truly touched and honored. This is what makes all the years at the big bank worth it.
The credit goes completely to you for finding your voice (and a fabulous one it is). I just contributed a little red ink, and you did all the rest!
You should be so proud of yourself for starting this blog and sharing your gift with the world.
Jennifer
Welcome back Maura
I love Riesling but not so much in a sorbet
This is a wonderful piece and I think the fact that you found your way back to creative writing and stuck with and enjoy it so much, is all the Thank-you Jennifer would be happy with
You also made me realize what I would love to have in my life…a writing mentor like you found in Jennifer
Hugs, H.
Ahh, good old AP Style. I’m in public relations and that’s what we follow too. I’ve scared the bejesus out of interviewees, declaring how important it is to know AP Style and then handing them over a writing or proofing test. But, it’s not so hard to learn, once you get the book. And I kind of like rules and guidelines, so I’m a fan.
Do you find that you now use AP Style in all of your writing?